Sunday 30 September 2012

CONVERSATION "KHICHDI" :P


It is said that “Human being is a social animal” and we all need interaction. By conversation, we exchange ideas orally with others. This conversation depends on age group, mood, situation and nature of people who are interacting. Taking in account, the age group of college students and fresh employees …which I call as “My Age Group”, I have discussed some of its common conversation trends in this post.
Until it is some special occasion (when we have to use perfect language for formal presentations), we mix all spices in our talk to make it tasty.  Such language was first referred by the word “HINGLISH” which means that while speaking; we merge the words of both Hindi and English (in which part of Hindi and English vary accordingly). But these days our conversation can’t be defined by a single word, because it not just contains Hindi but also internet slangs and other languages, that is why I have used the word CONVERSATION KHICHDI.
The growth of technology has put huge influence on our activities and conversation is now not just oral. Nowdays, conversation is done more through chatting on mobile phones or on internet, rather than talking face to face. This trend has brought different types of abbreviations and smilyes in our talks.  

 One by one I have pointed out some popular contents of conversation below:

  1. Punjabi Words: Punjabi words are at the top position in new ingredients of KHICHDI conversation. They are famous because of their accent which is funny but still sound stylish. Girls are really fond of it and these words are often used by them. Few general words/phrases are :

ainvayi”, “vellapanti”, “syappa”, “mainu ki fark painda hai” , “gal dasso”,  “phuddu”, “kitthe ho” , “chhetti” …etc

      Another use of Punjabi style is done by attaching “Ji” suffix after any expression like:
“Haan Ji”, “Ok Ji”, “Thanku Ji”, “Got it ji”, “Na ji”, “Chhaddo Ji”  … etc
(Notice that I have used “Thanku” instead of “Thank you”)


  1. Words from UP/Bihari Language: They also bear the same quality of basicity and comic nature just like Punjabi words but opposite to them they are generally used by Boys. I have presented a funny conversation here, which includes general words/phrases, this is among two college students, one is sleeping in hostel and other is coming from class:

A : kya bhai ?? kahan bawaal macha ke aa rahe ho? kar aaye class ?
B : abe kuch nahi. re. bas aa gaye bakar kaat ke..aur attendance criteria sunke
      10 chahiye….ab lag gayi tumhari lanka
A:  dhat burbakpagla gaye ho ka be !! humari to 5 hi hain..agla week agar teeno lecture bhi le lein to bhi kuch na hoga
B: Bas bhaiya ab to aise hi hai…aadha class debar hai..ho sake to karo kuch jugaad..lagao jack Prasantwa ki
A: haan re..kuch to goli set karni padegi…kuch medical-vedical nikalte hain
(Note the use “Prasant” instead of “Prashant”)
  1. Urdu Words: We don’t pay much heed, but actually while speaking Hindi we use a lot of Urdu words. It is a language of respect and it does contain that essence in its words. Few common words are :
“akhbaar”, “hisaab”, “barbaad”, “khatarnaak”, “shaandar”, “mast”, “khabar”, “mazaa”, “dimaag”, “kharaab”, “tashan”… etc

The word “yaar”, which I believe has the maximum usage (almost in every sentence), is also an Urdu word.

Now, let’s have a look over those English words/phrases which are used too much:

“superb”, “amazing”, “fantastic”, “fabulous”, “freaking”, “lovely”, “let’s see”, “too much” “classic” or “classy” , “solid”(with putting more emphasis on that “l”) ...and the list can go on

“cool” and “hot” are two opposite words, but are used in the same sense to somehow praise something. “best” is also in this category.
Few are used in their shortened form also like: “contribute” as “contri” and “ultimate” as “ulti”

 But there are few words which can be used as “one expression for all”, like:

 “awesome” :- If one wants to describe joy or beauty or excitement or even any other kind of feeling and can’t find a word for that … then they say “awesome” (No matter you have to praise a Hindi or English word)
“Awesome weather”, “Awesome feeling”..etc are the uses.
 
The second word which is one everyone’s tongue these days is:
“sexy”:-  It also has similar usage as “awesome” but I guess people sometimes use it in order to reflect their open mentality and show that they can use any expression anywhere, they don’t care for anyone.
It is used everywhere, like:
“sexy song”, “sexy bike”, “sexy car”, “sexy guitar”, “sexy watch”, “sexy shoes”, “sexy goggles/shades”, “sexy food”, “sexy coffee” ..etc
The immense popularity of the word can be realized from this situation that even a noxious spider crawling on someone’s hand can also be complimented by the word “sexy spider” :P.
I get confused why people admire things with this word, when it has no literal connection. Like how can wind, spider, weather, camera and e-gadgets be sexy?? :P :P
The users say that they do not put this word to attach its meaning to the thing, it is just an appraisal which comes first to their mind, and then I think how can “sexy” come to the mind until they are induced towards sex :P
(Or maybe I pay too much attention on the correct meanings of words.)

A similar over usage of F-words is also seen in normal conversation these days. It is not wrong to say that “get lost” or “go away” are completely replaced by “f*ck off!”.
Not just phrases, the F-words are used to increase the degree of certain adjective. Like if something  is too good (really worth praising) then it is referred by “f*king good”, vice versa “f**king bad”.
One more phrase is “Holy Sh*t!” or “Holy freaking sh*t”, here “holy” is a pure, sacred word and then comes “sh*t”, usage of two entirely opposite words gives birth to a word even worse than “sh*t”
I wonder why people use such words regularly, unabashedly and that too publicly. They advocate that, this is the actual way they speak (in light comic talk) and use them to show their real conversation picture or to express their true feelings, just like novels. But what about the malignancy imparted by these words.

I’ve seen that F-word users consider this usage to be classy while at the same time they avoid similar abusive talks in local language. The local talks are considered disrespectful and the speakers are called bad-mannered. I don’t understand this dual behavior based on language. :P
They proudly used street words from American Language like:
“Dude”, “bro”, “True dat!” etc but feel uncomfortable between people speaking Indian dialects
(The point to ponder here is, that these street phrases, abusive words don’t put any quality in language, instead they are considered indecent even in American society of honorable people too but here they show Fashion, Proud to be an Indian !)

After these words come, smileys: J , ;-) ,:-P , L …are some commonly used
And others are internet slangs (abbreviations used in chats and SMS) : - LOL, LMAO, brb, tc, gn, ROFL etc
This trend has generated new spells for many words like “Yep” for “Yes”, “Nopes/Nope” for “No”, “Congo” for “Congratulations”, but the maximum variation can be seen in spellings/styles for “OK”, they are:
“okay”, “ohk”, “ohkay”, “okies”, “k”, “kk”, “ohkz” …etc
The extensive use of “u” instead of “you” has made its place in Assignments and University Exam copies these days.

All over, the KHICHDI of Conversation not just stays in our friendly chats, but it also interferes in the territory of exams, records, formal write ups, presentations etc. I just want to convey the message that we should spread happiness everywhere by soft language. We may drink sexy teas, or go to awesome picnics, or even use rash language among ourselves but should not lose our dignity by unnecessarily using trashy words everywhere.

  (I have deliberately avoided correct spells of offensive words here, just to maintain courtesy and I may have missed many commonly used words but then it is impossible to put everything)    

Friday 14 September 2012

Experiencing a Crush


"Experiencing a Crush" is a rhyme that describes a situation when a boy falls in love with a girl on first day of his college and then how does that changes his world. I have written this poem as a song following the pattern of Verse, Chorus and Bridge. This song is dedicated to all 'Single' boys who experienced multiple attractions in their college life. It goes as...  

1.
Its the first day of your college
and this is all is feeling great

You're running quickly to the class
'cause u don't wanna be late

With the new class & teachers
you exchange awkward looks

You get a lonely seat and
start shuffling your new books

2.
There comes a graceful girl
who sits you nearby

By leaving all other aside
you straight look into her eye

Her face is one of the
perfect piece of almighty's art

She smiles at you and says HI :)
and there goes your heart

Chorus 1 :
Experiencing a crush is like
a roller coaster ride

Things change in a rapid manner around
everywhere your side

Your ears want to listen only
whatever she has to say

And a simple wave from her hands
just takes your breath away

3.
You enter into a state where you wanna
wake up whole the night

Imagine like you have encountered
with love at first sight

You keep making in your mind
a long to-do list

To impress her and make her happy
is all what's your gist

4.
In a rushing mode you go through
all your next morning's tasks

You nod, agree and say yes
to whatever anyone asks

For years you were in sort of jail
and now you have broken bars

Walking, talking and laughing with her
makes your most happy hours

Chorus 2:
Experiencing a crush is like
a roller coaster ride

Elation, Excitement comes out
and sorrows go to hide

You see dreams in daylight
and talk to your room walls

The whole time just flies away
in her messages and calls

5.
The Yes & No dilemma grows with an
exponential speed

Should you stay slow in this game
or should you take the lead

But the story hits to climax with a
disappointing end

When you come to know the fact
that she's already got a boyfriend

Bridge :
Your feelings are hurt and your heart shatters
Whatever you may had dreamed but nothing matters
You wanna be alone and avoid everything
You got crushed and now you don't like anything..

6.
But there comes another good girl
who asks you for aid

You find it nice and the old scars
start to get fade

This new beginning seems to clear
the track for your love train

All past things are gone away and
you wanna ride it once again

Chorus 3:
Experiencing a crush is like
a roller coaster ride

You never know when a simple breeze
can turn to high tide

The college life just goes on
in a pretty mysterious way

And you can fall in love multiple times
in a very single day...